Recently, I have been having a problem. I’ve been losing my friends and family. Not like, I’m having relationship problems, I’m actually losing them! They say: “I’m going to bed” and then they just disappear. This brings to me, and I bring to you, the question: Where Is Bed? This is important people. I’ve looked. All I can find are a bunch of closed doors and … Continue reading Where?
To those of you who read my “where” post, you might notice that this is a trend. You will realize that after reading my post. On a certain unnamed night, I was in my house watching an unnamed news network and an unnamed news anchor was talking about an unnamed news topic. The unnamed ticker said that a certain unnamed congressperson was introducing to congress … Continue reading Who?
If you are prepared to improve your standing with your peers with a few simple steps, keep reading this article. Continue reading How To Seem Smart (For Those Who Aren’t)
What’s the difference between “weird,” “strange,” and “different”? Continue reading Weird, Strange, Or Different
You see, not everyone has a someone. Not everyone is happy. When we celebrate love, we forget that some haven’t found it. That’s why I’m writing this. For the lonely. I hope this encourages the single people out there. Continue reading For the Lonely (A Valentine’s Day Post)
The world is built on instructions. We all may wish to deny it, but the fact is there – in fact, as a society, we highly value instructions and the resulting rules. Continue reading Instructions for Life
With this in mind, be wary of supporting companies that have “ridiculous” names. They may be endeavoring to wipe away your cognitive functions. Continue reading The Issue of Company Names