It is due time to discuss the issues of names. Names are very discriminating little scoundrels, and they immediately class you with some group or another. For instance, if you had to choose to fight someone of the following choice, who would you rather pick: Bobby or Goliath? Most likely, if you’re a normal person, you would cower at even the notion of fighting Goliath, and … Continue reading On the Hopeless Matter of Names
Have you ever wondered…are italics really necessary? Continue reading The Importance of Italics in Writing
Spoons should be banned. We continually are forced in restaurants to face these horrific utensils and sit in their terrifying presence. Continue reading A Call To Restaurants: No On Spoons
Much debate surrounds microwaves in our day and age. Are they potentially harmful? Continue reading Microwaves Are Harmful POEM
Everything craves knowledge in some sense or another, though the manifestations of this fact may vary in distinction. For example, we know that fish travel in schools. From this case, it is quite evident how knowledge-based that society of creatures is. In contrast, there are baboons who scratch their buttocks with twigs. While baboons don’t outwardly present an air of wisdom, they are commonly accepted … Continue reading Of Flamingos and Books Poem
We have memories from both dreams and real life. Granted. But sometimes we dream so much that it becomes hard to tell what came from a dream and what happened in real life. How do you separate the two? Continue reading Dream or Reality? POEM
Of all of the scrumptious and crunchable foods that there are, Gingerbread is one of the most notorious. Continue reading Gingerbread
Every year Christmas comes rolling around. Every year we express our surprise at its speedy return. Every year. Why is it that Christmas pounces on us—such unsuspecting victims—each and every single year? We blow on the dandelions in fields of green as Spring emerges into full display. We frolic and play under the sun during summer, relishing the warmth of the air. We leap … Continue reading Christmastime Is Here…Again!