Recently, I have been having a problem. I’ve been losing my friends and family. Not like, I’m having relationship problems, I’m actually losing them!  They say: “I’m going to bed” and then they just disappear. This brings to me, and I bring to you, the question: Where Is Bed?  This is important people. I’ve looked. All I can find are a bunch of closed doors and … Continue reading Where?


To those of you who read my “where” post, you might notice that this is a trend. You will realize that after reading my post. On a certain unnamed night, I was in my house watching an unnamed news network and an unnamed news anchor was talking about an unnamed news topic. The unnamed ticker said that a certain unnamed congressperson was introducing to congress … Continue reading Who?