Recently, I have been having a problem. I’ve been losing my friends and family. Not like, I’m having relationship problems, I’m actually losing them! They say: “I’m going to bed” and then they just disappear. This brings to me, and I bring to you, the question: Where Is Bed? This is important people. I’ve looked. All I can find are a bunch of closed doors and … Continue reading Where?
To those of you who read my “where” post, you might notice that this is a trend. You will realize that after reading my post. On a certain unnamed night, I was in my house watching an unnamed news network and an unnamed news anchor was talking about an unnamed news topic. The unnamed ticker said that a certain unnamed congressperson was introducing to congress … Continue reading Who?
What’s the difference between “weird,” “strange,” and “different”? Continue reading Weird, Strange, Or Different
This post is about something else I have a problem with. Folded hand towels. It’s annoying. Continue reading Folded Hand Towels
Look at the title again. Go on, look. What is it? It’s a scream. That’s right, it’s a scream. Screaming is completely underrated. This post probably won’t be widely appreciated, but it needs to be said. Continue reading AHHHHHHHH!!!!(SCREAM!)
Stones are dangerous. You have, no doubt, heard the expression “he killed two birds with one stone”? Well, this isn’t entirely true. Continue reading A Bit Of Advice Regarding Stones
Spoons should be banned. We continually are forced in restaurants to face these horrific utensils and sit in their terrifying presence. Continue reading A Call To Restaurants: No On Spoons
As it happens, doors are highly discriminatory, and dislike people with long names, or that have an extensive and complicated lineage. Continue reading Doors and How They Think (with POEM)
Of all of the scrumptious and crunchable foods that there are, Gingerbread is one of the most notorious. Continue reading Gingerbread
For a long time, people have been very particular (even fanatical) about what they put on their toast. Continue reading Unphilosophical Toppings For Philosophical Toast