Emojis. (All great posts start with a one-word opener, by the way.) How do you use an emoji in a sentence and be grammatically correct?? No one knows the answer. Personally, this has bugged me for a long, long time. I also use way too many emojis in texts, emails, etc, too. So it would be really helpful to have a grammar book that explains … Continue reading Part 1: How To Correctly Use Emojis
Of all of the scrumptious and crunchable foods that there are, Gingerbread is one of the most notorious. Continue reading Gingerbread
People think too much about serious things, like politics and the deaths of Norwegian whales. So that’s why I’m going to be talking about something less significant, but at the same time, just as serious. Are bananas better than apples? I don’t know. So I’m gonna ask fellow blog author, Michael, what he thinks. BLAKE (Me): So Michael, are bananas or apples better? And why? … Continue reading Bananas vs Apples
Every year Christmas comes rolling around. Every year we express our surprise at its speedy return. Every year. Why is it that Christmas pounces on us—such unsuspecting victims—each and every single year? We blow on the dandelions in fields of green as Spring emerges into full display. We frolic and play under the sun during summer, relishing the warmth of the air. We leap … Continue reading Christmastime Is Here…Again!
For a long time, people have been very particular (even fanatical) about what they put on their toast. Continue reading Unphilosophical Toppings For Philosophical Toast